Three Australian Brothers Detained in Slovenia.

 –SMH–

Three Australian brothers, messrs Wayne, Trevor and Gene Gunston of Wollongong, Australia have been detained at the Slovenian border for being stupid pricks.

The 3 brothers were attempting to build a stupid little fence along the border of Slovenia. When queried as to why they were doing such a bloody stupid thing, spokesman Trevor Gunston responded “we’re here on behalf of Australia. Aunty Doris said there’s too many foreign bastards flooding into Wollongong. So we three decided to build a fence. To keep them out.”

When Mr Gunston was asked why the brothers didn’t build the fence actually in Australia instead, he retorted “Aunty Doris said the foreign wankers are flooding in from Syria.”

When informed that Syria and Slovenia are completely different countries, Mr Gunston stated “oh shit.”

The Minister for Australian Foreign Policy, Dr Gordon Gunston of Wollongong announced “these 3 clowns are not representative of Australian foreign policy. I am. And I am on my way to Slovakia to build an even bigger fence. Now piss off.”

“Bloody Serbs!”
–Judge Gordon Gunston.

“Gidday, mate. Is this Syria? Sicily you say? Bugger.”
–Trevor Gunston.