–SMH–

Authorities in Australia have admitted that a life sentence for murder handed down by an Australian court to a four-year-old boy was a mistake.

The perpetrator. Oh shit.

“I apologise” said presiding judge Dr Judge Gordon Gunston. “It was my error. The sentence should have been for TWO consecutive life sentences” continued the judge. “That child lives in the house adjacent to mine and is always annoying the hell out of me, what with the toy rattle and the screaming and the farting and the bollocks attempts at singing childish stupid little songs.”

“GUILTY!”
–Judge Gunston.

The child was eventually found guilty of a long list of crimes by the presiding judge including “banging the fuck out of a toy rattle”, “probably shitting in its pants”, “farting at an annoying pitch”, “screaming like a satanic cross-eyed banshee for no particular discernible reason at all” and “continuing to bang the FUCK out of a plastic toy rattle LOOOONG after common sense would dictate it still being amusing.”