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Frequently Asked Questions
What is a novel coronavirus?
Probably some book or shit. Fucked if I know.
Why is the disease being called coronavirus disease 2019, COVID-19?
Well, what do you want to call it you fussy cunt? Fucken Operation Certain Death? Disney Tits On Ice? Fucken Ballsack Batcock 666?
Why might someone blame or avoid individuals and groups because of COVID-19?
Cos some Chinese wankers still stuck in the fucken medieval Dong Dynasty days thought pangolin semen soup might give them a bit of a fucken stiffy for 8 seconds. That’s fucken why.
How can people help stop stigma related to COVID-19?
Buy ALL their pangolin-bumfucking-a-bat t-shirts from China. Good for their economy!
What is the source of the virus?
I’m no Michelin chef but putting sauce on pangolin semen soup seems a bit fucken redundant to me.
How does the virus spread?
Fuck knows. Maybe like vegemite?
Can someone who has had COVID-19 spread the illness to others?
Why, you fucken got it? You bat-fucking cunt. Stay the fuck away from me.
Can someone who has been quarantined for COVID-19 spread the illness to others?
What the fuck is “COVID-19”? Is that the new Corona virus? Great. Just fucken great. Now there’s two of the fucken things.
Can the virus that causes COVID-19 be spread through food, including refrigerated or frozen food?
You got any pies in there? Fuck I’m hungry.
What is community spread?
It’s wehn you share your vegemite with other cunts
Am I at risk for COVID-19 in the United States?
Oh, fuck no. Hollywood = happy ending.
Has anyone in the United States gotten infected?
Infected with what?
Am I at risk for COVID-19 from a package or products shipping from China?
You got any of that pangolin semen soup? I heard its good for erectile dysfunction. It’s for my friend.
Should I be tested for COVID-19?
Shit no. You’re a lost cause.
Can a person test negative and later test positive for COVID-19?
Why, did you fucken cheat the first time? Lives are at stake here you cheating cunt.
Am I at risk if I go to a funeral or visitation service for someone who died of COVID-19?
Make sure you don’t cum inside the corpse or you’ll get Corona AIDS.
Am I at risk if I touch someone who died of COVID-19 after they have passed away?
If by “touch” you mean “root” then the answer is no. I mean, yes.
What do Funeral Home Workers need to know about handling decedents who had COVID-19?
Don’t cum inside their arses. Finish up on the chest.
My family member died from COVID-19 while overseas. What are the requirements for returning the body to the United States?
gunstonshipping.wixsite.com/ship
What is CDC doing about COVID-19?
What’s it to you? Nosey cunt.
Can I travel to the United States with dogs or import dogs into the United States during the COVID-19 outbreak?
Why, you making some dog-rooting vids? I want in.
Righto, that’s all the FAQ you need.
Good luck you wheezing, sneezing, gasping cunts.
We’ll be seeing you fucken soon.
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