“Where the fuck is Jeff?” – Pope John Paul III.

–Vatican Weekly–

Pope John Paul III has reportedly alarmed religious figures by today being overheard at a Vatican luncheon mumbling “where the fuck is Jeff?” in reference to recently deceased financier Mr Jeffrey Epstein.

“Fucking hell, I invited the randy cunt here for lunch and the tosser doesnt even fucken show up.”
–His Holiness Pope John Paul III.

The Pope, apparently unaware of Mr Epstein’s recent passing, went on to murmur “damnit, where’s Jeff when I need him, my blue blooded wanger has got the blue balls something real fucken bad here. I need to get my cassocked cock back on the Lolita Express and back to Kiddiefuck Island for a fix of altar boys and vestibule virgins. Shit man, does this cashed-up pedo kingpin ever fucking return calls?”

“Didnt you hear me shithead, I said WHERE THE FUUUUUUUUUCK IS JEFFRRREEYYYYYYYY?”