WikiHow To Dress Like a French Woman This Winter.

 

Hello. Xavier “X-Man” Jones here.

Me, the X-Man

Are you a French woman?

No?

Well then, do you want to dress like a French woman this winter? Of course you fucking do. French women are the purveyors of Parisian chic. It’s time to stop living in denial and get with the fucking programme.

A French woman in winter seen here effortlessly pulling off the French woman in winter look.

There are many French women in France. Women such as Serge Gainsbourg’s missus, the chick on the cover of that magazine and Elle Mcpherson. You should dress like them in winter.

Here’s how:

* wear a hat.
* wear a jacket.
* wear trousers.
* wear shoes.

That’s it!

Piece of piss!

Another French woman in winter: seemingly confused about how clothing works in general but still a French woman in winter.