Tuesday, 06:16 AM JST
–TOKYO–
A governmental educational body proposed on Monday the equipping of female junior high school students smartphones with speed dial functions and backstage panels to enable increased access to what the panel regards as “useful information.”
The 10-member panel headed by Sapporo Elementary School President “Uncle” Manabu Sato (pictured below) also urges “parents and schools to cooperate in encouraging junior high school girls to use their cell phones to make appointments to meet me here and there.”
“Speed dial is 21st century access
to junior school child tomorrow.”
-“Uncle” Manabu Sato.
Sato went on to say “if junior school girl child are to blossom, cell phones play crucial part in education to become adult.”
“Junior High girls with speed
dial? Hot wire my cock, baby.”
– Man on street.
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