Harlo and Welcome to Japan, Gaijiner.
It is I, Masahiro Sato, the Japanese.
"Hello, gaijin".
--Masahiro Sato (JAPANESE)
Today here internet gaijin can learn how to rent apartment in Japan and main issues gaijiners face when looking for apartment in Japan.
"Dear Gaijin, if you want to open this Japanese window, please ask a Japanese national to assist you with it".
--friendly Japanese realtor.
Today we cover the basics of how to rent apartment and discuss some of the main issues that gaijin pigs face when looking for tiny temporary shithole apartment in Japan.
Let us begin.
Rental apartment market in Japan
There lots of apartment to choose from.
But none for gaijin.
So sorry.
Procedure for renting an apartment in Japan:
You gaijin walk into nearest Apaman Shop so staff can politely tell you gaijin to please get the fuck out of Apaman Shop right fucking now.
When should gaijin start looking for an apartment?
When gaijin get sleepy?
When is the best time of the year to look for an apartment?
All seasons are equal gaijin please fuck off now time.
What is the difference between short-term and regular rental apartments?
It no concern of gaijin because gaijin is not short term or regular term. Gaijin = no term.
Why is it so hard for foreigners to rent an apartment in Japan?
Because gaijin is big fat oaf who shit on the rug.
Gaijin also wear shoe inside like piggy dumbo-face caveman.
How much does it cost to rent an apartment?
Why you still asking these pesky questions, gaijin? We not going to rent you an apartment u dumb fukk. Read the air ffs.
What is key money?
Key money is extra deposit paid by Japanese citizen to landlord. Gaijin no pay because FFS are you still here?
What is a guarantor?
Guarantor is third party who pay back money to landlord after gaijin run away at night and skip country and don't pay rent owed.
Thank you for reading and enjoy extreme brief stay in Japan and bye bye now gaijin oaf.
Masahiro Sato, proud
Japanese national.
"This way to airport please, you gaijin fuck".
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