–NZ Herald–
Word has gotten out that former All Black captain Sir Richie Mccaw has single-handedly repaired the earthquake-ravaged cliffside at Taylor’s Mistake near Christchurch, New Zealand. “Yeah I had my shovel with me and was at a bit of a loose end for a week or so” said the retired All Black captain.
The cliffside, seen here falling into the sea during the recent earthquake.
… and after Mccaw fixed it. Now safe for residents.
“Yeah, after shoveling it back up I just hopped in the chopper and tilted it at a 45 degree angle to use the rotor blades to dry the dirt back into place” continued Mccaw. “The machine did all the work really. Didn’t take too long, just 4 or 5 days. Yeah, non-stop. I was fine though. Had a few snacks with me in the chopper for sustenance. Mainly bugs, really.”
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