Local Man Storms Out of Modelling Agency.

 –Reuters—

A local man has stormed out of a male modelling agency in Paris, France. A spokesman for the agency reports the man was quite unhappy due to “artistic differences”.

“Blue Steel? This is fucking Blue Steel.”

The local man had apparently flown all the way from Japan in the hopes of fulfilling his lifelong ambition of becoming a male model. In Japan he says he “drove taxi”. He reportedly booked an appointment at the Paris agency by describing himself over the phone as “corrosively handsome”.

“Eye is self-censorship. To prevent women worldwide meltdown from blue steel gash corrosion. Picture below is My Resume:

“I am face of Japan.”