–Japan Today–
An emergency overnight convening of Japan’s Parliament has been held with the main topic of concern being the non-delivery of this months shipment of pre-teen grot mags to an estimated 84 million Japanese subscribers.
“Where the FUCK are our grot mags?
–Japanese Oversight Committee for Grot.
“I haven’t got my June parcel yet. None of us have” continued the Minister of Fisheries and Octopii Pixellation, the Rt. Hon Dr Noda. “That’s why we called this meeting. You know full-well that Japan has needs. Special needs. Edano here, my hand-selected Minister for Pre-Teen Grot Vids, he’s delivered this month. What are you doing then? Did you keep the lot for yourself? 84 million grot mags? That’s not bloody fair. Where did you stash 84 million grot mags?
“Where the FUCK are our grot mags? ANSWER ME, MINISTER.”
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