Angelina Jolie sends her adopted kids back to Africa.

 –People–

Recently divorced mega-star Angelina Jolie has reportedly sent all 6 of her kids back to Africa. Even the kids from China. And also all 3 of her biological kids.

“Biohazard, biological, I don’t give a shit, just get on that fucking boat!”

The 6 tearful children have arrived in Botswana and been let loose to roam on a public game reserve. It is expected they will fossick for grubs for a bit before Jolie engineers a Hollywood happy ending for the 6 scabby little freeloading wankers.

“We could walk to Cape Town?”
“Don’t worry, drama queen princess fairy nuts will have some prick come and pick us up once her precious saturation coverage biometrics have been met.”