Chinamen Fuck Up The Moon.

 –NY Times–

Following China’s successful landing on the dark side of the moon, NASA reports are coming through that the asiatic space mariners have already fucked the whole place up.

“They’ve only been there 20 fucken minutes and there’s already garbage everywhere” marvelled one NASA spokesman.

Those ‘trees’ in the distance they’ve photoshopped in aren’t fooling anyone.
–the dark side of the moon, yesterday.

“Selfie sticks, fucken macdonalds wrappers, you name it” continued the NASA spokesman. “Bugger me, they’ve already got factories up and running chundering out cheap fucken knock-off Nike bullshit. On the fucken moon!”

“20 bloody minutes and already the moon’s air quality is unbreathable. Un-fucken-believable.”