–Japan Times–
The granddaughter of Japan’s executed wartime leader General Tojo was today canvassing citizens on Tokyo streets for help with the “final push through to Manchuria.”
“Come on you lazy layabout cunts, get in the fucking van. Do you want to dine
on the barbequed calves of Chinamen tonight or fucking not??”
Tojo’s granddaughter Yuko Tojo was blunt in her assessment of the young Japanese people of today: “YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS” she roared into the microphone. Tojo believes that her grandfather’s legacy has been soiled since 1945 when “the American war pigs flew over in their Enola Gaylord and a-bombed our cocks halfway to the Sea of Galilee and back.” According to Tojo, “we can only restore the honor of Japan and my grandfather’s name by getting in the fucking van and finishing the fucking push through to fucking Manchuria.”
“Once we’ve secured Borneo, the Burmese will capitulate overnight. They always do. COME ON YOU FAGGOTS! VAN!!! NOW!!!”
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