Grunter Taylor To Open Nail Salon.

–Te Anau Gazette–

Te Anau’s rugby captain Grunter Taylor is to open Te Anau’s first-ever nail salon. It is also believed to be New Zealand’s first-ever nail salon.

“Yeah. We’ll be stocking nails. At the nail salon. Maybe some hammers too. That’s all.”

“So come on down to my nail salon and buy some nails you fuckwits” continued Taylor. “We have nails. And maybe some hammers too. Righto.”