Gunston Concrete

Welcome to…
GUNSTON CONCRETE.

Straight down to business: WE WILL USE INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH KILOTONNES OF HEAVY-AS-CONCRETE CONCRETE TO DESTROY ALL OF YOUR GREENERY.

No job too big for Gunston Concrete.

WE WILL ENTOMB FUCKING EVERYTHING.

FUCKING EVERYTHING.

GUNSTON GAURANTEE.

NO PRICK GETS OUT ALIVE.

Our motto is “NO TREE LEFT BEHIND.” That’s the Gunston motto.

We start pouring the concrete AND WE DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY FUCKING THIGN IS ANNIHILATED.

NO SIGN OF PLANT LIFE WITHIN A GUNSTON MILE RADIUS.

Gunston Concrete will pay a visit to your fucked up nuclear power plant and concrete that thing to shit:

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NOTHING WILL EVER GROW THERE EVER AGAIN.

GUNSTON GUARANTEE.

Righto, give us a call and we’ll wheel the aircraft-carrier sized concrete mixer around to your place and start pouring concrete right then and there whether you like it or fucking not.