How To Build A Porn Loft. At Night.

Hello.

Have you ever wanted to build a Porn Loft at night?

Here’s how:

Step 1. Attend a helpful seminar that will enable you to get in touch with your inner cunt at night:

“So, according to this, I am now a cunt at night?”
“That is correct.”













Step 2. WAIT until your wife is at work. At her night job:

Step 3. Stop stuffing around with records and internet porn for long enough to draw up the Porn Loft plan, you pedo nutjob.

You. At night.


















Step 4. Sign off with Momoka for the night.

“Goodnight Momoka.”















Step 5. Get to work.

Step 6. Upon completing the Porn Loft plan, be sure to draw up an auxiliary plan centred on rewarding yourself with a tasty night-time snack.

Step 7. Enter Porn Loft.