Gunston Wash

 

Wayne “Wayne-o” Gunston of Gunston Heavy Industries here.

Now then, straight down to business:

Do you have a horrific case of bat cock deep throat stink-mouth?

I think you fucking do.

Smelly-looking poxy viral bastard like you.

Well, we can clear that right up with new Gunston Wash.

“GAHH!” says this silly shrieking psycho. “This looks like urine mixed with semen.” That’s because it is, ya cum-hungry skank. Now drink up, cos’s there’s plenty more where that came from.

GUNSTON GUARANTEE.

PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

“Oh dear me”, say the housewives. “How embarrassing. I am now hopelessly addicted to spoof and urine”.

“Semen mixed with urine?” query the two guys. “That’s new territory for me.”

Sign says “20 seconds of work from a Gunston can give you a lifetime of good health”.

33 year old bloke says “heyy… I could really get used to the taste of this… what did you say it was?”

Chick says “haha, semen and urine? I thought it would be something new”.

Just look at that honey-glazed consistency.

Delicious.

The elixir of life

“No, 24 year-old OL, don’t panic, it won’t make you pregnant.”




*edit: yes to the 59 year-old, it might get you pregnant.

Studies show that eating the jungle rubbish pictured above is only half as
beneficial as guzzling Gunston Wash every fucken minute of every fucken day.

Bottoms-up, cum gargler.

The Process:

Raw material—-> horrific chemical reaction——>finished product:
Gunston de Wash (European version)




Step-By-Step Gunston Wash Imbibing Procedure:

Step 1: Smile like a blind, deranged ferret while filling up a shot glass with Gunston Wash
Step 2: Savour the taste of man-spooge mixed with piss.
Step 3: Mistake your toothbrush for a cellphone in your rush to tell all of your friends about Gunston Wash.
nb* don’t be surprised at Step 3 cos’ you are now officially drunk on cock!

Right then, order now, delivery men are standing by! (my dickhead brother Trevor)

Righto.

– Wayne.