Guy Who Ate Bat Complains To Doctor of “Indigestion”.

 –Wuhan Times-

A local man has presented at a Wuhan ICU in China asking for “something for his indigestion” after he ate some bat wanger soup “last December”.

“Yeah Doc, feeling a bit gassy.”
–the guy who ate the bat.

“Hey Doc, felt a bit burpy from that bat dick soup I ate in December, what you got for me?”
“It was you?? That was in December? It’s April now, why did you wait 4 months then come to a hospital?”
“There is a HELL of a queue to get into the goddamn hospitals. There’s pricks dropping dead in the fucken hallways all over the place. What the fuck is going on around here anyway? Ahh, stuff it, not my concern. If you could just prescribe some antacids in case my next bat soup dinner leaves me feeling a bit gassy then I’ll be on my way thanks cunt.”