–Japan Today–
Japan’s Prime Minister has selected one extra ministerial slut for the upcoming Winter Bukkake Power Summit.

“The new slut on your left is going to look AWESOME glazed to fuck in a tumescent shroud of man-epoxy. That is my promise to you, my constituents.”
–Japan PM Shinzo Abe (centre)
“We’ve given her the portfolio of ‘Minister of Health'” said Abe. “That’s cos’ she’ll need to administer to her own health after we the cabinet-elect dump 800 gallons of man-spunk straight down her fucking throat in one sitting.”

“Let’s hold hands and pray these two gay sluts are ready to weather the translucent torrents of man-glazed todger treacle headed their way from our 4.8 millimetres of collective caucus cock action.”
No comments:
Post a Comment