Local Man “Incensed” With Tattoo Error.

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Local man Mr Sprague Dawley is said to be “incensed” due to not one but two glaring errors related to his latest tattoo artwork.

“Momoka, you would not BELIEVE what some cross-eyed cunt has gone and done to my back…”

“I am fucking incensed” said Mr Dawley. “I paid a lot of money to have this artwork done. And look at it! Just fucking LOOK at the mistakes! Not one but two glaring fucking errors! Yes, you know what I’m talking about… I don’t need to spell it out to you…. obviously BOTH of the nutsacks at the bases of the cocks are too fucking small! It looks stupid! The fucking shame of it all, not one but TWO comically small ballsacks wrought indelibly upon my rested lumbaris wing scapulus for all eternity. How am I supposed to answer the doorbell in this fucking state? Am I supposed to use my ‘imagination’ to explain away to the pizza delivery boy as to WHY I am sporting, for all eternity, such a ludicrous error in my illustrated duophonic cockbag proportionality? Am I doomed to spend the rest of my days being followed around back-to-front by this withered and wintery contracted duo of ballsacks? Am I OI!, where the fuck are you goi

“Momoka. It is night time now. And the tattoo still looks terrible.”