–Rwanda Times–
A group of local villagers have today announced that although they are thankful to World Vision for the organisation’s kindly donation of cement bags, they feel they ought to confess that they collectively have “no fucking idea” how they are going to cook the shit.
“We thought about burning it with fire” said one villager. “But I think that might just make it angry.”
“For fucks sake.”
— a local villager.
“I suspect some sort of cement broth will be the go” said one wise village elder. “Kind of a pain in the arse though. Especially frustrating after some of our local village idiots tried to make a goddamn hut out of all the raw beefsteaks that World Vision sent us last fucking month. A meat hut, mind you! Dumbarses. Jesus, right now I am so goddamn hungry that I can’t even be arsed making some wise crack about this cement broth leaving me shitting bricks a bit later on.”
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