Saturday, August 8, 2020

Local carpenter forgets to build house

 –Sydney Morning Herald–

A local carpenter has slightly buggered up his latest carpentry job by building a roof for a house but forgetting to build the actual house for it first. The stupid bastard is now currently stuck under the bloody roof.


“You stupid dickhead. You forgot to build the house first.”

The man has been described by emergency services as “a nice enough bloke but not the sharpest tool in the kitchen drawer, which he probably forgot to build too.”

“He seems quite calm under there” said one member of the rescue unit. “At one stage he did say it was ‘a bit dark’ and then he wondered aloud if he should ‘turn the lights on’ but we had to patiently remind him that he hadn’t installed any lights. Or, in fact, installed anything. Except the roof.”

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