Saturday, August 8, 2020

Local idiots build road sign “way the fuck too big.”

 –NZ Herald–


The Wellington City Council are slightly in the shit after having
built a local road sign that measures 100 metres high by 200 metres long.

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The sign in question.

“It is bloody comically large” remarked a local motorist in passing.
“It is fucking stupid” added a local parishioner “because we all know where Wellington is anyway. It’s just over there.”
“I am fucking spewing over this” spat local beneficiary Aunty Egrith Meridill. “I have bad memories of Wellington and every time I drive into the fucking place I now have to look at this hoary great sign with 80 metre high letters saying, of all things, fucking ‘Wellington’

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Aunty Egrith Meridill in happier days.

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