–USA Today—
A local nazi has been labelled as “kind of a dickhead” by his neighbours. “Frankly, his whole ‘Hitler-worship’ thing that he has going on at the moment just seems a bit blinkered and obsessive” commented one neighbour. “I mean, look at Hitler’s life. I mean, if you really look at it, as an overall body of work, the guy was hardly faultless. In fact, I’m going to come right out and say it; some of the decisions Hitler made during his life, in the cold light of day, have to be viewed as very, very questionable. Plus, ol’ Adolf kind of played favourites there. Everyone just wants fairness and consistency but, with Hitler, if you were white with blonde hair, oh yeah, great guy or gal. But if you weren’t? That’s when you’d see his dark side. I think Hitler had a really dark side to his character. Plus, and I hate to be a nazi here, but our local nazi guy does a really shitty job of separating his trash.”

Local nazi guy: fucked up trash.
Another neighbor complained over the local nazi’s weaponry arsenal. “Every time you talk to him, over the fence or whatever, it’s all AK-this and semi-Glock that. I don’t even know what he’s talking about. Are they gun names? Did he ever stop to think that not all people share his level of interest in certain specific marginalized hobbies? He could do a bit better at reading the air. People have different fields of interest, you know?”

Local nazi guy: poor at incorporating the feelings of others.
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