Michael Jackson’s Estate Sues E.T For Bum Rape.

–NY Times–

The Michael Jackson estate have taken the unprecedented step of filing a lawsuit indicting E.T, the adorable extra-terrestrial who briefly visited the planet Earth back in 1982, for “fiddling with Jacko’s space junk” in 1982.

Wacko Jacko and E.T back in happier times. Or were they.

“E.T also fucked young Jacko right up his fucken space clacka” said Neverland Estate spokesman Tito Jackson in a hand-written statement. “Jacko told me afterwards, he thought E.T was just scoping out his bumcrack a bit back there in a friendly space fella sort of a way but then hello, suddenly we’re blaming it on the boogie and it’s Billie Jean right up Jacko’s fucken Khyber” continued Tito. “We the Neverland Estate are filing under the motion that E.T took away Jacko’s youthful innocence. That’s why my little brother started rooting little boys. He became addicted to little boys bumcracks because of E.T, the pedo space wanker. The Neverland Estate are awaiting a response from E.T ‘s legal representatives as to whether this filthy space pedo will accept a plea bargain or plead guilty to all charges including but not limited to Bum Violation, Space Rooting, Bumcrack Engagement and Clacka Disruption.”