Local Farm Infested With Flowers.

 –USA Today–

A local potato farm has been recently ravaged by an unsightly infestation of flowers.

The infestation in question.

“They disgust me” said the potato farmer. “I tried eating one of the useless red cunts, just in case it was some weird new strain of potato but no. They are fucking flowers. All of them. Every last fucking one of them. Inedible, useless pongy little shits.”

“Oh, just fuck off already.”