Friday, August 7, 2020

Nuremburg Barbie Defects to Mexico

 –NY Times–

Amidst the recent confusion swirling around the US due to the controversial nature of President Trump’s governance, Nuremburg Barbie has quietly gone and defected to fucken Mexico.


“Hola, cunts.”
–Nuremburg Barbie in sunny downtown Mexico.

The blonde-haired reptilian advisor to President Trump tonight explained that “I just cannot afford to donate any more of my fucken hair to the Trumpster. I’m getting dangerously thin up there. Plus, the orange cunt’s already fracked my pubes halfway to fucken Tijuana and back and gone and sewn the poor little cunts to the top of his fucken head.”

Upon being informed of the defection, President Trump immediately announced open auditions on the 25th floor of Trump Tower for the vacant position of Presidential Advisor which is “open to all chicks with blonde hair and big blonde frackable pubes.”

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