SUMO: Takanohana’s Bitch In Heat

 Saturday 14th, 05:00 AM JST

— TOKYO —

Actress Rie Miyazawa, who mysteriously called off her engagement to sumo wrestler Takanohana in 1993, has been sleeping around.

                                 “I have been sleeping around.”– Actress Rie Miyazawa.

She announced on Friday that she is five months pregnant and her baby is due in June. She said that she will marry her partner in the near future, but that her partner is not sumo wrestler Takanohana.

“Takanohana? No. That fat cunt tried to eat me.”– Actress Rie Miyazawa.

In a faxed message to media, Miyazawa, who won the Best Pixellated Twat award at the Tokyo Art Film Festival in 1988, only described her husband-to-be, whom she first met in late 1993, as a man who is not from the pornography industry. “I will create a family that has plenty of teeth and hair,” Miyazawa said. “In keeping with the family image I have in my mind”.

Takanohana, who still has a weight problem, is reported to be incensed.

“I am incensed. It’s suplex-time for that obese slag.”
– Cake-silo and general fat cunt about town, Takanohana.