Japanese Harpsichordist Caused The War.

 —Japan Times.

Genocidal maniac Yasuko Mitsui.

A Japanese harpsichordist named Yasuko Mitsui is being held directly responsible for causing WWII. “The nukes, Pearl Harbour, sausage time in Nanking, the brouhaha in Belsen, the whole fucking thing was her fault. That’s what I reckon anyway” said the newly sworn-in Australian envoy in Nagoya, Mr Bruce.

“I have a hunch about this.”
– Mr Bruce, the new Australian envoy in Japan.

Yasuko Mitsui: potentially responsible
for millions of deaths in WWII.