Welcome aboard The USS Nimrod D’Ismal Dawley.
The world’s largest floating photobucket.
All ports of call, gib ahoy and so on and so forth.
“Look at that big floating thing over there! It’s as big as a ship!”
Let’s begin The Exclusive Guided Tour*!
Yes, we’re actually going to take you inside the hull of this engineering marvel!
*charges will be reflected in your monthly statements.
Workers sacrifice arms. For art.
Sign says “Hot Tubs For Workers!”
Once inside, the little shits are melted down into fuel.
On to the meat of the operation: the cock picture tubes.
One cock picture per tube.
GIF’s don’t just run on piss fumes you know.
That slack prick on the right, the one leaning on the rail? Executed at smoko. Bones ground up and fed into the furnace. Just like his mum and dad.
“If you get these seals exactly right, you can both take a dip in a hot tub.”
“Ready for lift-off? Yes?
Pay attention.
This is a boat not a spaceship.
Dickhead.
Photos are developed here. I call the process “photosynthesis.” Pat pending.
Sign says “More Hot-Tubs For Workers On Top Level.”
… something about staying behind the ropes, Willy Wonka, chocolate factory, fuck knows really though cos’ your cheques have all cleared so GET OFF MY FUCKING BOAT.
Regards,
Captain Nimrod D’ismal Dawley.
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