All Blacks Bid Farewell To Dear Friend

--NZ Herald--

A ceremony to scatter the ashes of All Black prop Ofa Tuingafasi's mullet under the goalposts of Eden Park will be held prior to this weekends All Black rugby test match against Australia.

"This is a solemn moment for everyone involved" said All Blacks interim bus driver Fat Guts Fozzie. "Ofa's Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet has almost become part of our family. We will all miss it dearly. But, frankly, it had become so stupid looking that it just had to go. We're not the Bar-Kays going through their late 80's peroxide addiction and berko mullet phase you know."

Ofa bows his head as he bids solemn farewell to his beloved and berko Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet.

Hi-definition ultra-white imagery cameras capture the actual moment the bonkers Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet visibly leaves Ofa's head.