--Wuhan Times--
The Wuhan Chernobyl Bat Lab in China have announced that due to a sudden and inexplicable loss of research funding they are to branch out into the public bath business by utilising and incorporating the septic pond adjacent to their property.
In the foreground, the new Wuhan Chernobyl Bat Lab Public Bath.
In the background, the Wuhan Chernobyl Bat Lab.
"Yeah, lab's a bit cash strapped at the mo" bemoaned the facility director Dr Bhatkokfeevaa. "We seem to have suddenly lost our bat soup strain research funding. Fuck knows what happened there. Anyway, once we fish out the pesky Zika mozzies and shoo off the sunbathing pangolins we'll biff in some exotic bath salts from whatever fucken vials are lying around in the lab here and she'll be good to go. Ching ching, cunts."
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