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A deranged local woman has today reportedly attempted to use black magic to hypnotise G7 world leaders into liking her father.
"Donnie is number onnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee..."
The woman had diplomatic credentials to gain access to the meeting but was pointedly ignored by everyone in attandance.
"She's still standing right next to me isn't she..."
Eventually the woman left of her own accord and was last sighted talking to people at a bus stop outside the G7 convention centre. These people also appeared to be completely ignoring her.
"I see... I see a bus in my future..."
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