Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Local Man Claims Mt Everest "Not That Big"

--SMH--

A local man has claimed that Mt Everest is "really not that big".

Mr Gene Gunston of Wollongong was strolling through Tibet one morning and took the photograph below.


https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/v221/Bent/everest.jpg

"Yeah I took that photo of Mt Everest" said Mr Gunston "and it wasnt even the highest mountain in the fucken photograph! 'Highest mountain in the world' my arse!"

The mountain on the left of the photo does in fact appear to be higher than Mt Everest.

"I immediately named the mountain 'Mt Gunston' and climbed to the top of it and then placed a little flag on the summit of the cunt. It took all of 10 minutes. Piece of piss this fucken mountain climbing!"

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