--Wollongong Gazette--
Following Australia bailing on a submarine contract with France worth $66 billion last week, a local Wollongong firm of contractors have stepped in to fill the breach.
"Yeah we'll do you froggy wankers a fucken submarine" said consortium spokesman Mr Trevor Gunston. "But it'll cost ya. Price was 66 billion? Gone up to 70 bill now. Payment in advance, you crying escargoted cunts. No fucken refunds either. Here's the blueprint":
Le Gunston Nautilus Rainbow Warrior 2000.
"Excuse me Mr Trevor but isn't that just a picture of an old car exhaust pipe?"
"Nah mate. Fucken submarine".
"Then why does it have holes in both ends?"
"They're called portholes, you drongo. For advanced seafaring. How else are you going to see where you're bloody going? You need to have a window in the front mate. Or else you'll bloody crash. Jesus. Do I really have to explain this shit to you? You sure you know how to drive one of these fucken things? Righto Pierre, thanks cunt, cheque's cleared, no fucken refunds mate".
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