Clouds Completely Ruin Child’s Day

 –NZ Herald–

Cloud cover has completely ruined a young child’s day in New Zealand. The offending nimbulus particulus have been photographed below, encroaching en masse upon what should be an idyllic view.

“The mountains too, Mummy. They are completely blocking my view of the horizon. MAKE IT STOP MUMMY. I FUCKING HATE THOSE MOUNTAINS.”

The clouds, sickeningly, appeared to be drifting to and fro of their own accord, unanswerable to anyone, impervious to criticism over their actions. Calls to the Meteorological Service by this reporter in regards to the clouds lack of accountability over their unpredictable movements were met with what can only be described as “terse” responses.

“Mummy, they’re here too. Take me home immediately, Mummy. Mummy, do they have clouds in Saudi Arabia? I want to go to there NOW, Mummy.”