–Korean Times–
The visiting Japanese Minister for Asian Relations, Dr Manabu Sato, has today been caught on camera attempting to mount an inflatible Korean comfort woman.
“Hello, Korea!”
–Dr Manabu Sato.
The minister was attending a ceremony in Seoul, held in observance of the plight of Korea’s comfort women who were kidnapped during the war and forced into sexual servitude at the hands of the marauding Japanese Imperial Army.
The Minister’s unoccupied seat is located directly in front of the inflatible Korean comfort woman. The seat is currently vacated following the Minister’s indiscretion.
“Oops, so sorry. I saw the seating arrangement and thought it was some sort of Korean bukkake queue and got all carried away” said Dr Sato. “So sorry about war and war slut. You know, Comfort Women must be very old by now… in Japan, madam pornography videos featuring mature women and granny is very popular genre. Just throwing that out there. If any Korean comfort women are looking to make a few bucks, I can make some calls.”
The inflatible Korean comfort woman statues have been erected at numerous locations around South Korea as well as on local buses.
“You know, in Japan, bus molestation video is very, very popular. Or, uh, so I hear from my friend who is a pervert.”
–Dr Sato.
“You know, in Japan, pornographic “gal” video featuring suntanned bronze skin high school girls is very, very popular genre. I myself have numerous editions of oops, so sorry, court Judge is telling me to please shut up now.”
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