Local Holidaymaker Planning Trip To Deserted Island

 –Lifestyle–

A local holidaymaker is planning on taking his family on a “very, very brave and adventurous voyage” to a deserted island for the summer holidays.

“You kids would not BELIEVE where we’re going for the whole two month summer hols.”

“It’s always been my dream to visit a deserted island” said the local holidaymaker. “And, as luck would have it, my travel agent has found the ideal location. According to him the island has ‘easy access’ and what he calls a ‘very, very familiar climate’. I’ve already begun to make plans. I’ll need to charter a boat. A sturdy enough craft to withstand the high seas. And one also equipped with state-of-the-art navigational equipment. The safety of my family is paramount and I wouldn’t want to get lost out on the frothing churning open seas. Also need to book some sort of accommodation. As I said to the travel agent, ‘something that let’s in plenty of light.’”