–RST–
A local pedo looking to branch out into a bit of dogfucking has visited his local dog pound but sadly completely misunderstood the concept of “animal husbandry.”
“Animal husbandry? Get fucked, not in it for the long haul with Fido, I’m just some randy cunt looking to spice up his love life a bit over here.”
–Local pedo Mr Bruce Saint.
After having a long and extremely heated conversation at the animal shelter, Mr Saint was finally convinced that no, fucking a dog does not make you the animal’s legal husband and no, the dog pound does not rent out dogs for the night, no Sir, it’s not a brothel, and, finally, no Sir, dog pounds do not currently have “extradition treaties” with nearby neighbouring zoo’s.
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