–Japan Times—
Japan’s Prince Hisahito, aged 14, and 3rd in line to the Japanese throne, has today proudly become a member of Japanese adult male society by snapping his first-ever upskirt photograph.
"Wait for it boyyyyyy..... waaaaaiiiit......."
"The timing was perfect," said the Prince's proud father. "The slutty high school skank was about 50 metres away, she bent over to pick something up and oh God there it was, white panty heaven". "No big deal" said the modest Prince, "I've been stalking this gaggle of high school filth for months now. All the hard work finally has paid off. Fuck yeah".
Japanese Royal Protocol dictates the father gets first dibs on wanking rights to the photograph.
"Don't worry son, I promise I won't spoof all over the pic. I've done this before you know."
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